1. Dammit, Photo Boy! Enough with the Ke$ha pics already!

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Catwoman is offended that she was referred to as Tara Reid.

  3. ThisWillHurt

    Excuse me, but you’ve got a little oatmeal on your chin. What do you mean “That IS my chin?”

  4. karlito

    looks like the Elephant Man came back as a woman in this life.

  5. broduh jenner

    more like DOA steakhouse

  6. Tidbit

    Why so serious?

  7. Bigalkie

    Can we just start over?

  8. If you put this picture beside the one of Tori Spelling from today and the one of Melanie Griffith from yesterday, you would have the hardest game of FMK ever.

  9. cc

    She’s going in to get her face tenderized.

  10. Melanie Griffith in 2 years. *shudder*

  11. Mark B

    Man is she going to shit herself when she finds out that bee sting allergies would have saved her tens of thousands of dollars.

  12. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Why does everyone always spell this woman’s name wrong? It’s Jocelyn Wildebeest.

  13. This is what happens when you switch from botox to expanding sealing foam.

  14. That is a shaved bigfoot. I know a motherfuckin’ Bigfoot when I see one!

  15. Apparently Tori Spelling’s plastic surgeon does a lot of business…

  16. Britney couldn’t wait for the burger so she just ate it straight from the grill

  17. Mary Feeney

    The last thing you want to say to your plastic surgeon when he asks what kind of look you’re going for is, “Surprise me!”

  18. I think LeAnn Rimes just got a visit from the ghost of Christmas future.

  19. bonerspunk

    Priscilla Presley looks good for her age.

  20. Did she survive some kind of wreck?

  21. Dave

    Please tell me that BOA means Burned on Arrival.

  22. She’d be the trump card in a celebrity version of the Guess Who? boardgame.

  23. Wow! For a split second I thought that was a picture of Jocelyn Wilde…oops!…Never mind.

  24. She usually goes out for sushi because cats prefer fish in their Meow Mix!

  25. Brett Ratner's sweaty ass hair

    Looks better than Tori Spelling, Madonna, the Hilton chick, the Kardasiwhatever chick and Lohan on a good day.

  26. irocksocksoff

    Too much Tori Spelling in this post.

  27. Timothy

    Goonie goo-goo!

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