Did she just see a cock?
The 2012 Lesbian of the Year Award goes to……..
A Nook!?!?! Do I look like a peasant?
Judging by the women behind her, that event is a thrill a minute.
Interviewer: “Hey Jane, how do you make a Bloody Mary?”
Jane: “With vodka and CLAAAAAMATO.”
She’s damn funny but that is the ugliest jacket I’ve ever seen.
Looks like she’s preparing to receive me for a BJ.
Why is it that there is always a woman in sunglasses that sticks a finger in your ass? (see Rusty Tombstone above)
Looks like someone just saw John Hamm from across the street.
Toes excited to have a nook.
She is totes excited to have that nook in her hands. Peace out.
…A DICK IN A BOX?…How 2008!!
A mouth like that wasted, by only eating fish. Try some sausage.
“IT’S ‘MY FIRST PENIS’ BY FISHER PRICE! THANK YOU SANTA!”
Step right up! Shoot the clown in the mouth, inflate the balloon, and win a Nook!
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