1. ThisWillHurt

    “I should’ve asked what a ‘rusty trombone’ was first. Who has gum?”

  2. USDA Prime McBeef

    want. even with the poop stains on her face. want.

  3. Classic mistake.. Chris Brown thought she was Katy Perry…

  4. stuffs


  5. swg

    Joke about facial in 3…2…1…

  6. VDRmaster

    one of these things is bigger than the other…

  7. cc

    She’s going commando.

  8. EricLr

    Well, I guess we know who’s getting the lead in the next Brett Ratner movie.

  9. This is why you can never try and sneak in a quick hummer with Adrian Grenier.

  10. Tidbit

    Pooey Deschanel .

    I’d still nail her sideways til next year with skat on her face. Not a deal breaker.

  11. Frank Burns

    Certain she would be rejected as a magical nanny for William and Kate’s child, Zooey instead decided to offer her services as a dancing chimney sweep. Round the chimney, step in time!

  12. So. Flipping. Cute. Aside from Olivia Wilde, probably the only famous girl I’d actually want actually date.

  13. meeps!

    So Fox is developing 2 girls and a cup for television…?

  14. Little Tongue

    Brown-nosing much?

  15. tlmck

    “No Zooey. You do not motorboat in the outhouse.”

  16. Grand Dragon

    Since when did she have tits?

  17. I’d like to wear some Deschanel #5 on my dong. Get it?

  18. fattest

    Your move, Kim Kardashian.

  19. Butch

    Some men just don’t understand the Dirty Sanchez

  20. iBall

    Is that rain?

  21. lerg

    The chick from Bioshock infinite is real?

  22. HOO

    this chick is annoying.

  23. Looks like she just gave Gerard Butler a blumpkin.

  24. Dirty Travolta

    looks like she got the Dirty Travolta

  25. Since when did she have such big tits?

  26. El Jefe

    I would go for a roll in the mud with her any day.

  27. What a doll! I’d walk five miles barefoot in snow just so I could stand in her shit.

  28. I have never seen anyone take “getting shitfaced” so literally.

  29. Jamriqua

    but did she order tomato soup?

  30. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Minutes ago, her head was held into the mud by the New Girl producer, who was busy renewing her contract from behind.

  31. Newton

    I looked kind of like that after she sat on my face. It was worth it though.

  32. Skill Nye

    Still annoying. That apple commercial ruined her for me.

  33. Beautiful quirky chick!

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