“I should’ve asked what a ‘rusty trombone’ was first. Who has gum?”
want. even with the poop stains on her face. want.
Classic mistake.. Chris Brown thought she was Katy Perry…
Joke about facial in 3…2…1…
one of these things is bigger than the other…
She’s going commando.
Well, I guess we know who’s getting the lead in the next Brett Ratner movie.
This is why you can never try and sneak in a quick hummer with Adrian Grenier.
Pooey Deschanel .
I’d still nail her sideways til next year with skat on her face. Not a deal breaker.
Certain she would be rejected as a magical nanny for William and Kate’s child, Zooey instead decided to offer her services as a dancing chimney sweep. Round the chimney, step in time!
So. Flipping. Cute. Aside from Olivia Wilde, probably the only famous girl I’d actually want actually date.
So Fox is developing 2 girls and a cup for television…?
“No Zooey. You do not motorboat in the outhouse.”
Since when did she have tits?
I’d like to wear some Deschanel #5 on my dong. Get it?
Your move, Kim Kardashian.
Some men just don’t understand the Dirty Sanchez
Is that rain?
The chick from Bioshock infinite is real?
this chick is annoying.
Looks like she just gave Gerard Butler a blumpkin.
looks like she got the Dirty Travolta
Since when did she have such big tits?
I would go for a roll in the mud with her any day.
What a doll! I’d walk five miles barefoot in snow just so I could stand in her shit.
I have never seen anyone take “getting shitfaced” so literally.
but did she order tomato soup?
Minutes ago, her head was held into the mud by the New Girl producer, who was busy renewing her contract from behind.
I looked kind of like that after she sat on my face. It was worth it though.
Still annoying. That apple commercial ruined her for me.
Beautiful quirky chick!
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