Now Joan Collins is alive? Jesus Christ, is nobody dead?
Ok, that was good.
I seriously thought she was dead.
She is. That pervert has been walking her around on marionette strings for years now.
As wax figures go, she’s a good one.
Nice of them to present her with a latex mold of her vulva as a parting gift.
Why is that old, crinkly, cat food eating, Grim Reaper dodging bitch still alive, and I’m dead?!
So nice of Alex agreeing to follow her around while securely pulling the strings that hold her face back.
A real gentleman!
Proof positive that only the good die young. This bitch is gonna live forever. I adore her.
Not bad for an old bat that’s held together with duct take and safety pins.
she looks better than the new line of Hollywood ugly chicks.
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Joan Collins and Alex Waugh at The Bad Sex in Fiction Award at the Naval and Military Club ( The In and Out Club) at St. James Square in London. (December 3, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN