1. The nuts stored in her cheeks will sustain her for the long winter months.

  2. kravdan

    Spanx you to all my fans!

  3. JimBB

    Ho ho ho

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    And I thought the “Wide Load” delivery sign was for the tree.

  5. schmidtler

    She had to be there – they’ve been storing the ornaments in the folds of fat on her back since last January.

  6. Johnny P!

    Seen moments before the seams of her dress ripped open and The Rockettes all ran out of it and started their famous ‘kick line’.

  7. lawn

    Everything’s heading south, right on schedule.

  8. These days she sings for her supper.

  9. Putting the Chest back in Chestmas.

  10. She has the sleek, thick slickness of a seal.

  11. not my type of music but this woman has a really great voice and singing capacity. Tremendous talent.

  12. She looks like a giant bratwurst.

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