Emperor Palpatine takes his clones on a Disneyland Family vacation.
Montgomery Burns has children? That’s just not right…
++1!! Well done. The first cast member of a live action Simpson’s movie.
“For the next hour, I’ll be talking to Chance and Cannon. Then it’s nap time, and then I’ll be talking again with yesterday’s guests–my doctors.”
Kids! You just realized that your dad will never see you graduate high school. What are you gonna do next?
We’re going to Disneyworld.
They are gonna spead the inheritance.
I think I just broke my spine, trying to pose for this photo.
The moment the King boys found out who their “grandfather” really was.
Dear Santa, please let daddy die.
Grandsons. I think you meant to say grandsons.
I’m going to go out on a limb and say those kids need to spend a little time with a therapist and a “show me where he touched you” doll.
Why do you say that.. just because they look like they’re being held at gunpoint?
that and the dead-eye thousand yard stare.
Why are they still letting Sandusky be with these kids?
Look at Larry, keeping it real. My son has that same “Ride On” shirt, from Target.
Every Christmas, Larry whips it out, and shows his boys how strong it still is.
Chance King and Cannon KIng? What? Were all other the weird names taken?
Both of his sons are named after his penis—the “Chance Cannon.” Will he get it up and will it fire? There’s a chance!
I love you guys.
The greatest trick the Bogeyman played was making kids think he didn’t exist
“Hi, I’m Methusela. This is my son Darrell, and this is my other son Darrell.”
This isn’t a picture of Larry King’s kids, this is a picture of Larry King crashing Jeff Goldblum’s 12th birthday party.
Considering he will be dead soon and they will inherit a crap ton of money you would think they would be smiling their asses off.
This is what a 70-year-old cock will produce.
“Has mommy taught either of you how to change a colostomy bag? No? Okay, we’ll draw straws.”
our dad was at the crucifixion.
There’s no chance that there’s a cannon in either ones pants.
Brab Renfro: So when can we Menendez him?
Glasses: Soon. Very soon.
Kingsler: This used to be all Orange groves; as far as the eye can see…
I think Larry was the dude behind Pacino at the toy store
If you can measure your dad’s age in dog years, you know he’s old.
What I wanna know is how do they fit 308 candles on his birthday cake?
If that boy doesn’t pursue a career in porn, he should really change that name as soon as he can.
What Death will look like creeping up on Larry King.
“You know boys, I remember back when my age was also double digit … but that was in roman numerals”.
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Larry King with his sons Chance and Cannon in Los Angeles. (December 20, 2011)