Cindy Crawford in Los Cabos. (December 20, 2011)
Lose the hat Cindy, you’re not a freakin’ soybean farmer.
“Did you see that big, pear-shaped has-been of a model back there? Boy, I’m sure glad I’m not her!”
“Take what off? Look, I know I’ve still got it going, but have you seen Stephanie Seymour on the other page? I mean fuck it man, no way I’m putting up a fight with that.”
Shit, I thought that was Janice Dickinson! Lift your game, Crawford!
omfg fish, the scroll down ad? I hate you right now.
Still hot enough to give a straight stepson a boner. But not a gay stepson… that takes more than Cindy is currently working with.
Heyyyy…so Stephanie Seymour’s kid is her STEP son? Then the boner is understandable. Hell, my step mom used to give me a boner when I was a young buck. I remember one time out in the pool…
As for Cindy Crawford, she still looks like a million dollars in cold, hard cash!
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