1. Johnny P!

    Old people make the darndest faces!

  2. He can almost taste that homely maid who’s just off-camera.

  3. The music playing in his head? Stayin’ Alive.

  4. pretty vacant

    Arnold Schwarzenegger in Los Angeles
    on his way too dah choppah!.

  5. Still has the taste of housekeeping on his tongue.

  6. “You … in the acid washed jeans … come with me if you want to live!”

  7. whiskeyafternoon

    he is quickly becoming grandpa on the golf course.

  8. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “Come with me if you want to live in a Retirement Home!”

  9. Joe Blow

    Come vith me, if you want Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream Cake

  10. “You say you’re looking for Sarah Connor? Yeah, I know where she lives. Come with me—I don’t want you to go through what I did.”

  11. “Come with me if you want to lick!”

  12. Contusion

    Not pictured: large fan on wheels providing constant wind in the face.

  13. Joyce

    His hairdo reminds me of a porcupine.

  14. cc

    I’ve got my best jacket on…take me to the homely cholas.

  15. Meh

    He just ate Mexican.

  16. It looks like he’s on the prowl for strange pussy.

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