Hasn’t that kid suffered enough already?

Raise your hand if you want to be adopted by Angelina Jolie.

Ms Griffith is so shot up with botox that she has problems moving her face.

Every Christmas these two fly to Mexico and help the kids pretend they’ve been on a Roller Coaster. Aww.

Who wishes Selma was here instead of Melanie ?

That wave is horrible.

They are picking out some tasty ones for Melanie’s’ “beauty treatment.”

good grief.

Thanks to Shrek 2, Antonio Banderas will always remind me of a purring cat licking its balls.

Joan Rivers and Antonio Banderas visiting a school in Acapulco. (December 18, 2012)

I’m sorry, Mister. But we don’t know who you are here in Acapulco either.

“When the rescue helicopters fly over after the tsunami, earthquake, terrorist attack, or what have you, it’s important to yell ‘help!’ while smiling and waving your hands, like this! A cute kid is a rescued kid.”