Prince, did you hear the one about the Princess in the high speed car chase?

I think I know how it ends, but tell me anyway.

“So your mother rings and says how would you like a little head?”

“I’m never going to be King, am I?

“So Mother says….. she says… OH GOD, I can’t stop laughing… that Diana is taking a permanent ROAD TRIP!! AHAHAAHAA You get it? Mother had her offed.”

“She’s so equine, how could I Not give her a donkey punch?”

Sir Terence Conran just explained “The Minivan” to him.

Sir Terence:”…Then, the Americans take these strips and place them on their teeth to whiten them.”
Prince Charles:”Stop it!…You’re killing me!”

“So the receptionist runs in and tells the doctor, “There’s a man out here who thinks he’s invisible!”

The doctor says, “Tell him I can’t see him…”

This man just punched me in the royal peen!