Prince Charles presenting Sir Terence Conran with The Prince of Wales' Medals for Arts Philanthropy at St James's Palace State Apartments in London. (December 18, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Prince, did you hear the one about the Princess in the high speed car chase?
I think I know how it ends, but tell me anyway.
“So your mother rings and says how would you like a little head?”
“I’m never going to be King, am I?
“So Mother says….. she says… OH GOD, I can’t stop laughing… that Diana is taking a permanent ROAD TRIP!! AHAHAAHAA You get it? Mother had her offed.”
“She’s so equine, how could I Not give her a donkey punch?”
Sir Terence Conran just explained “The Minivan” to him.
Sir Terence:”…Then, the Americans take these strips and place them on their teeth to whiten them.”
Prince Charles:”Stop it!…You’re killing me!”
“So the receptionist runs in and tells the doctor, “There’s a man out here who thinks he’s invisible!”
The doctor says, “Tell him I can’t see him…”
This man just punched me in the royal peen!
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