I didn’t know Gwar was looking for a new member.

Is he judging, or getting ready to kill Mel Gibson in Thunderdome?

Blizzard announces its new end boss for the next World of Warcraft patch.

If Mario touches the axe right behind him, the bridge will disappear and he’ll fall into the lava.

Disney’s reboot of Star Wars includes the newest villain: Darth Rapist.

Heaven is missing an 800 pound gorilla

Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage.

“Just walk away from the rape charges!”

“Uuugggghhhhh! What a rush!

Looks like World of Voicecraft now.

t-rex arms.

Backstage, Adam Levine wonders what happened to his butt-plugs.

Carl from Family Matters looks good! I guess a lack of Twinkies on the store shelves is a good thing after all.

World of Warcraft: Live Action Series! Get your tickets now or else…

Appearently, he just finished eating the jersey.

He’s really had it with this show, hasn’t he?

Cee Lo Green and his scooter are coming to block the aisles at a Walmart near you.

Meanwhile, backstage the members of “Mini-Kiss” wonder who stole one of their midget costumes for the “Beth” number.

looks like some ghetto bowser

“AAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOHHHH WHATTTA RUSH!”

Well, ain’t we a pair, raggedy man.

He looks like a table lamp.