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  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    I didn’t think you could see the reflection of kenyan muslim socialists in a mirror. Weird.

  2. sexyman48

    Knowing Sony that’s probably the new green goblin.

  3. What is that statue thing?

  4. joe

    Now we know how Boehner has managed to hold on to a little leverage.

  5. Harry Papers

    anybody that doesn’t like this photo is a terrorist.

  6. Cock Dr

    This is damned cute…will it make up for all the other CWM pics that follow?

  7. grubbykins

    I found Gary Busey in most of the pictures but…..damn he is a sneaky bastard.

  8. toast

    This pic offends me, clearly we need an Assault Webs Ban. That kid is shooting webs that are clearly assaulting the president.

  9. Obama is simply using this pic as a taunt to those of use who wish he hadn’t been re-elected. That’s all I’ll say on the matter…

  10. k sly

    popped a molly I’m sweatin, woooooooo

  11. Why didn’t the Secret Service tackle that kid to the ground? Sleeping on the job?

  12. Kid, I know you fight crime but that’s just profiling.

  13. Holy shit! The terrorists won!

  14. Obama needn’t be afraid – 47% of the webs will turn & leave for the welfare office before hitting him.

  15. “FIX THE BUDGET OR I’LL THROW YOU AND BOEHNER OFF THE FISCAL CLIFF!!”

  16. “GO BACK AND WASH YOUR HANDS!”

  17. doritojoe

    That’s not Spider-Man, it’s a midget Lucha Libre, picking up his AR-15 that Holder promised him.

  18. Brian

    That’s fucking adorable! They’re re-enacting the Bin Laden raid!

  19. Mike701

    Why a black man gotta be the crim’nal?

  20. Simplyjack

    pink drapes in the bathroom?

  21. EZ-B

    White House security isn’t what it used to be…

  22. blech

    It sucks that you’re grounded tonight and can’t go out with your girlfriend…

  23. JungleRed

    Why is my office nicer than his?

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