superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    Wait a second, I came all the way over here and no one brought a cool hat for me? I’m the Prince dammit!

  2. Charles realises he didn’t see “Fancy Dress” on the invitation.

  3. ruckus

    “Just stop. Stop stop stop. I fucking LOVE your hat!”

  4. Hopalong

    When did Artie Lange get ordained?

  5. ThisWillHurt

    “The KKK Sith Master to my right was just explaining to me that he was in the market for a new apprentice. ‘Younger and stronger’ he specified. What’s that? Oh, yes! White. He most certainly must be white.”

  6. JimBB

    If those robes were white, there would be a very different caption.

  7. Frank Burns

    “No, I don’t watch ‘Duck Dynasty’ on the royal television. Why do you ask?”

  8. CK

    “Oh YEAH! I remember you in Aladdin! Bravo, my good chap!”

  9. Monsignor Nelson

    “Really? You consider the missionary position UNorthodox?”

  10. Dox

    Ok… seriously… could we, as a race unite and just agree that traditional headwear looks stupid?

  11. The Pope

    “So you walked into a bar, then what?”

  12. if you touch me there again I will get Camilla to kick your arse!

  13. “That’s the most offensive joke I’ve ever…. Oh, I see. I’m so sorry.”

  14. “Holy shit, the 3 Wise Men are real”

  15. jack

    “Word?”

  16. If only Charles didn’t forget his cone at home, he wouldn’t have felt left out.

  17. Jackie

    Pretty sure Don Hertzfeldt made an instructional video on what to do in such a scenario.

  18. cc

    No, religion isn’t ridiculous or anything.

  19. Vlad

    No, really, your hat looks like a black tit.

  20. “I saw Indiana Jones shoot you. I’m so glad you’re all right.”

  21. “I have kavorka ?”

  22. Swearin

    “Wait, you’re telling me if I convert, your God will end Mummy’s life within a fortnight?!”

  23. zanjoe

    When you blow yourself up everyone gets….. popcorn?

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