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  1. George P Burdell

    Run child! Be free!

  2. ThisWillHurt

    “Young man! You get back here this instant and trip over this uneven sidewalk! I’m going to count to three . . .”

  3. crb

    “…Just a liitle further. It’s okay, mommy thinks Broadway is perfectly safe to cross at lunchtime.”

  4. Chuckles

    “Will you just run out in traffic already? You’re killing my chances of screwing more married men.”

  5. donkeylicks

    Xander and Killface are real?

  6. JimBB

    God, where is rush hour traffic when you NEED IT??

  7. “That’s right, Xander, chase that ball, just how your mother taught you!”

  8. Frank Burns

    X: “Step on a crack, break your mother’s back!”
    J: “Why, you little bastard!”
    X: “Step, step, step!”
    J: “Bad child! Evil I say!”

  9. CK

    “No. Stop. Don’t step off the curb.”

  10. bstak

    He’s doing the exact same pose as Rob Ford!

  11. alexxx

    “Do not fall down, you little shit. Do you hear me? I’m nowhere near you and if you fall everyone will say I pushed you. I didn’t. YOU are just walking like an asshat because you drank all of Mommy’s wine…juice. I meant juice. Fuck.”

  12. “If I dress him up as a Christmas present, maybe someone will just take him”

  13. Gee, there have been quite a few sightings lately with her and her kid. Now, if only she smiled the Mayan prophecy might come true.

  14. Men

    I’d love to say hi to her in the street, just to see what would happen.

  15. “I can’t believe some awful person is letting their child run around unattende- oh crap, I think that’s mine.”

  16. Swearin

    Aw how festive, he’s got little Santas on his shirt and she’s dressed like a humorless ice queen

  17. “Come back here right now! God, you don’t listen. You’re just like your father. I mean, you might be. I don’t really remember.”

  18. “Ugh, you’re just like your father. He walked away and refuses to acknowledge me in public, too.”

  19. “You remind me of your father. He wouldn’t stand by me either, and when you see him in public, it’s like he doesn’t have a care in the world.”

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