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  1. I’d buy that book. Joe’s cut.

  2. ThisWillHurt

    “I rehd Joe’s buuk ahnd eet inspi-awd me to achieve dee bodee I uhl-waze wahnted. Nao I luuk like a retired gym teachah who still theenks leathah jackets are cuul. Eet reelee verks!”

  3. JimBB

    “I’m going to pump you up!” said Joe

    “And I’m going to pump your maid!” said Arnold.

  4. Deacon Jones

    “Dis Joe guy, his book is great, buy it. But if you really want to be the supersta of da industry, BUY MY BOOK.”

  5. Nice skull ring. Is it a commentary on what’s happening with his face?

  6. Nice to see Arnold taking time off from being the sperminator.

  7. Mohawk Disco

    - Reading is very important. It exercises the mind like working out exercises the body. Take me, if it wasn’t for it I couldn’t bang maids 30 years younger than me. After my wife they filled my life again with sex, sex and… they are just animals I tell you..
    *two security guards start dragging him out*
    - I will not go back to Mariaaaaah!!!…

  8. “Hey everyone, go see my movie! It’s about an action star who’s well past his prime who has to keep making action films to pay his ungrateful ex wife all because he got caught sleeping with his maid and having a kid out of wedlock!”

  9. Swearin

    Next season on True Blood: Alcide gets a Latino maid and an ancient Germanic warrior demon comes to Bon Temps

  10. Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!

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