1. She misunderstood and thought the campaign’s name was No Ate….

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    What man could look at that face and not leave his wife?

  3. catapostrophe

    Kevin Bacon looks at that face every time he shaves or combs his hair.

  4. She certainly doesn’t open her mouth that wide when food is put in front of her.

  5. “Holy shit you guys… this! I KNEW I used to do something before! It had something to do with guitars, right?”

  6. “Next I’m going in for mouth widening surgery! Eddie says his ex gave the best head….but not for long!”

  7. Jeffiner

    she looks like she belongs in whoville.

  8. CranAppleSnapple

    Her whinnies shattered every jelly jar in the saloon.

  9. That face is a bit too simian for my tastes.

  10. CK

    “I had all the guys I could fit in my mouth at the same time sign my gee-tar!”

  11. Contusion

    LeeAnn Rimes devalues a Gibson Les Paul.

  12. Jenni

    why does she look like Kat Gossing??

  13. MoonBeam

    She’s so ugly. Reminds me of Falcor.

  14. cc

    She’s signing Elvira’s guitar.

  15. Is it me or does she make that Sharpie look fat?

  16. She looks awfully relieved to find out that marker fumes don’t have calories.

  17. “Brandi Glanville signed this already?! FUCK!!!”

  18. LeAnn’s reaction the moment she learned all those who signed this guitar receive a free mini yogurt.

  19. Look at the size of that fucking pie-hole! You could park a fleet of Lincolns in there and still have room for two Harley-Davidsons and a red ’73 VW convertible.

  20. Something about a skinny whore. I’m hungover.

  21. Steelerchick

    Which Muppet did she play again?

  22. OMG guys, air has calories? I’m never breathing again!

  23. Ell

    It’s like she wants that carrot.. but will just trot away when you actually try to give it to her.

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