1. “Listen, I don’t want to get picky but someone promised me a BLACK microphone”

  2. Frank Burns

    “No, its pronounced Zackary Efron, NOT Zack-a-lee Ef-lon!”

  3. So Japan has already had New Year’s Eve?

  4. Mike

    I thought it was Jimmy Fallon at first. Then the previous comments…

  5. Swearin

    “Of course the movie is shit, but with my limited range and ability, I’m lucky to be in anything not-Disney…wait, nobody translate that!”

  6. “So, how do you hold chopsticks? You zippers use those too, right?”

  7. Bradley Johnson

    “I am honored to accept the 2011 Douchebag of the Year award…”

  8. “Geez guys, couldn’t you have at least wiped this thing off after Kardashian used it?. Wait…is that corn?”

  9. MoonBeam

    I think he’s hot. I’d totally hit it and then some.

  10. cc

    Is that a tattoo on his hand?

  11. cc

    Zac, you’re exactly the kind of guy Rick Perry doesn’t want in the army.

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