The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 12.14.11

Melania Trump at the release of her cover of Philadelphia Style's Ultimate Holiday Gift Guide Issue in Philadelphia. (December 13, 2011)
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  1. Cock Dr

    The Donald will ultimately dump her too.

    Dec 14, 2011 at 4:17 pm /  Reply /00
    • Marla

      Not so fast, he makes them all sign a minim five year contract to stay with him. Then he can dump them at will.

      Dec 14, 2011 at 10:35 pm /  Reply /00
  2. dontkillthemessenger

    I wonder what Donald Trump’s post sex gift basket to her would include?

    Dec 14, 2011 at 4:28 pm /  Reply /00
  3. Eric

    I’m sorry, but any degree of hotness she may have is lost in knowing that she sees Trump naked.

    Dec 14, 2011 at 5:19 pm /  Reply /00
    • cc

      Just imagine preparing to go down and then contemplating Donald’s dick has been there. Change of heart anyone?

      Dec 14, 2011 at 9:38 pm /  Reply /00
    • vitobonespur

      Oh damn. Eric, you bastard. Now that visual is stuck in my head! Heading for the vomitorium…back soon.

      Dec 15, 2011 at 4:23 am /  Reply /00
      • Trek Girl

        “A vomitorium is a passage situated below or behind a tier of seats in an amphitheatre, through which big crowds can exit rapidly at the end of a performance.”

        - Wikipedia

        Dec 15, 2011 at 10:36 pm /  Reply /00
  4. Chris Pine

    Slutty and demur? Close enough.

    Dec 14, 2011 at 6:05 pm /  Reply /00
  5. squishy

    Philadelphia cream cheese??

    Dec 14, 2011 at 9:08 pm /  Reply /00
  6. MoonBeam

    My hero.

    Dec 14, 2011 at 9:13 pm /  Reply /00
  7. Violet

    When her husband motorboats those, you know she ends up with a beard.

    Dec 15, 2011 at 9:08 am /  Reply /00
  8. fiona

    she has developed the signature Trump hairdo of only forward growth with no discernable scalp.

    Dec 18, 2011 at 4:15 pm /  Reply /00

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