Melania Trump at the release of her cover of Philadelphia Style's Ultimate Holiday Gift Guide Issue in Philadelphia. (December 13, 2011)
The Donald will ultimately dump her too.
Not so fast, he makes them all sign a minim five year contract to stay with him. Then he can dump them at will.
I wonder what Donald Trump’s post sex gift basket to her would include?
A bronzed, autographed hairpiece.
A copy of the prenup.
A chunk of fine Italian marble and a bottle of Head and Shoulders.
I’m sorry, but any degree of hotness she may have is lost in knowing that she sees Trump naked.
Just imagine preparing to go down and then contemplating Donald’s dick has been there. Change of heart anyone?
Oh damn. Eric, you bastard. Now that visual is stuck in my head! Heading for the vomitorium…back soon.
“A vomitorium is a passage situated below or behind a tier of seats in an amphitheatre, through which big crowds can exit rapidly at the end of a performance.”
Slutty and demur? Close enough.
Philadelphia cream cheese??
When her husband motorboats those, you know she ends up with a beard.
she has developed the signature Trump hairdo of only forward growth with no discernable scalp.
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