Well I think we finally solved the mystery of who skinned Barney…
That’s no moon…..
Well, it’s too big to be a space-station.
“I used to bulls eye womp rats in my t-16 back home. They were no bigger than…holy shit!”
Why in the hell would a professional basketball player in the NBA ever sleep with this wildebeest, much less marry her.
Because it’s a well known fact that black guys like chicks with massive asses?
Steatopygia (play /stiːˌætɵˈpɪdʒiə/; Greek: στεατοπυγία) is a high degree of fat accumulation in and around the buttocks. The deposit of fat is not confined to the gluteal regions, but extends to the outside and front of the thighs, forming a thick layer reaching sometimes to the knee.
Gosh, thank you, Obi Wan Kenobi.
Well, I guess we’re gonna have some Sasquatch rumors flying around Dallas now; Nifty, just nifty!
If the Mavs win by 10, Jack Links for EVERYONE!
I hope Mark Cuban and Kris Jenner never meet, because the force of their vanity and shameless promotion of themselves and their business ventures will destroy us all.
***beep! beep! beep! beep!***
Seat warmers would be redundant.
wow, so that’s what a wookie ass looks like without any type of restraints.
One day, somewhere, a brave pap is gonna stop before hitting the shutter on yet another ass shot of a Kardashian and think “nah… not this time”
Wookie got back!
Gotta say…I could (almost) understand the Kardashian fixation for guys. Curvy, in the sci-fi/fantasy heroine sort of way appeals to a lot of guys. But until now, I never understood why women and girls liked following the Kardashians. The show is vapid with so obviously manufactured issues that it’s hard not to read a book or surf the internet just to stay awake.
Now we have THE answer to why any female likes the Kardashians – they make us feel great about ourselves!
More saddle bags than a Harley Davidson dealer in Oklahoma.
I hear Kettle Drums….
Can you just imagine the stick that wafts from that cavernous crap pit?
Is Hugh Jazz available?
We came. We saw. It kicked our asses with it’s ass and……..”come on boys start singing”……”Who ya goin call? ASSBUSTERS!”
Nasty disgusting pig.
And I thought it was JLove. Sorry Jen….
Trying to wipe eyes clean!!!!!
There are no amount of hair extensions that could ever distract from that ass. But A for effort!
The elephants from the Toronto Zoo are taking a Land Rover to California?
Did Philip Seymour Hoffman get hair extensions?
if you look close…..the seam is ripping. clASSy.
Not only do I not want to look closely, but the fact that you did is highly disturbing.
If you look closely you can see a ring of dust orbiting around the center.
Isn’t this a crime against humanity?
I always thought Grimace’s waist was lower
er, I always thought Grimace’s legs were shorter.
(there, thats better)
Willy Wonka made it very clear that gum was experimental
NOOOO. It’s going to eat the car. Someone save the car from the jowls of Khloe’s ass!
Here’s hoping there’s 4 spare tyres in the back.
As Willy Wonka says… always goes wrong at the blueberries.
I can smell that stank through my macbook air.
Calling that a Wookie is an insult to all Wookies. It looks more like a Rancor to me.
Christ… I just heard a clap of thunder when I saw that picture…
Great, now I’m never going to get that “one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people eater” song out of my head.
You know, in ancient times, the men considered this to be what is considered beautiful. Look back at all nude paintings and sculptures of Greek times, and Renassaince eras; you will find plump, curvy, natural women.
That said, this ain’t ancient times no mo’. Lipo dat ass, girl!
what’s sad, is that she actually stood there for over 5 minutes, while the paparrazi got “just the right shot”…
Man, the kardashians must have some covert wiping techniques. How does one wipe that ass after a good dump? They all seriously need to invest in those japanese spray toilets that cleans your ass after you shit. There is no way one ROLL would take care of that!
one of these with some tp on the end would be helpful.
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