Well I think we finally solved the mystery of who skinned Barney…
That’s no moon…..
Well, it’s too big to be a space-station.
“I used to bulls eye womp rats in my t-16 back home. They were no bigger than…holy shit!”
Why in the hell would a professional basketball player in the NBA ever sleep with this wildebeest, much less marry her.
Because it’s a well known fact that black guys like chicks with massive asses?
Steatopygia (play /stiːˌætɵˈpɪdʒiə/; Greek: στεατοπυγία) is a high degree of fat accumulation in and around the buttocks. The deposit of fat is not confined to the gluteal regions, but extends to the outside and front of the thighs, forming a thick layer reaching sometimes to the knee.
Gosh, thank you, Obi Wan Kenobi.
Well, I guess we’re gonna have some Sasquatch rumors flying around Dallas now; Nifty, just nifty!
If the Mavs win by 10, Jack Links for EVERYONE!
I hope Mark Cuban and Kris Jenner never meet, because the force of their vanity and shameless promotion of themselves and their business ventures will destroy us all.
***beep! beep! beep! beep!***
Seat warmers would be redundant.
wow, so that’s what a wookie ass looks like without any type of restraints.
One day, somewhere, a brave pap is gonna stop before hitting the shutter on yet another ass shot of a Kardashian and think “nah… not this time”
Wookie got back!
Gotta say…I could (almost) understand the Kardashian fixation for guys. Curvy, in the sci-fi/fantasy heroine sort of way appeals to a lot of guys. But until now, I never understood why women and girls liked following the Kardashians. The show is vapid with so obviously manufactured issues that it’s hard not to read a book or surf the internet just to stay awake.
Now we have THE answer to why any female likes the Kardashians – they make us feel great about ourselves!
More saddle bags than a Harley Davidson dealer in Oklahoma.
I hear Kettle Drums….
Can you just imagine the stick that wafts from that cavernous crap pit?
Is Hugh Jazz available?
We came. We saw. It kicked our asses with it’s ass and……..”come on boys start singing”……”Who ya goin call? ASSBUSTERS!”
Nasty disgusting pig.
And I thought it was JLove. Sorry Jen….
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