The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 12.12.12
Maria Fowler promoting 'The Only Way Is Essex Celebrity Bronze' at The Clothes Show Live 2012 - Day 3 in Birmingham, UK. (December 9, 2012)
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Never knew Santa would make my pee-pee go doing-doing-doing
Tell me that sign behind her doesn’t say “All Natural Ingredients.” ‘Cause that’s some straight-up bullshit right there.
The last one was at a snowmobile thing in her underwear, this one is doing it at The Clothes Show… was it opposite day in Europe?
Sexy.
When did ‘bronze’ become a verb?
I’d like to “foul” her.