superficial

  1. ThisWillHurt

    Are they turning on Christmas lights, or trying to blow up the Roadrunner?

  2. Just wow, could you imagine being fingered by that hand?

  3. John Riley

    and boom goes the dynamite.

  4. “Let’s do this, Camilla! Hmm, what does that say at the base of the plunger? ‘Courtesy of Guy F…’ “

  5. Bigalkie

    That’s right Luv. I push this plunger, the dynamite blows up Mummie’s limousine and then, I’ll be King!!!!

  6. First thing he’s turned on in 50 years.

  7. they got them to push the plunger by telling them it led to the nurse’s break room.

  8. Charles

    “-and by plunging this handle I can move a pillar in a Paris tunnel…”

  9. This goofy fucker makes me laugh every time.

    • I’d say it shouldn’t be long before you’re busting into hysterics every time you open your wallet, but that prediction has been going on for at least ten years now. Jaysus, that woman has graced your currency for a long time.

  10. No kitten, it’s lefty loosey, righty tighty.

  11. 1…2…3….INFLATE ERECTION!!

  12. His right hand looks like he’s got frostbite. That dude makes the funniest faces.

  13. “They say they’ve placed the dynamite right under the blonde DJ’s double chin.”

  14. “Charles, are you sure you’ll not be injured? I hear riding a pogo stick is somewhat difficult.”

  15. Motorboat Captain

    Where was the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom.

  16. Prince Charles: “Camilla dearest, do YOU have any idea what is is that we’re doing right now?”
    Camilla: “Why no, beloved, I haven’t a clue.”
    Prince Charles “Neither do I, Camilla. I do so love being a Prince though.”

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