She performs at bat mitzvahs?

mmm… milf ass. yummy

So she worked the whole clint eastwood/RNC skit into her show then?

Are you sure she isn’t Armenian?

New outfit. Good.

Honey wear a skirt, a long skirt. Your tight-jeans-hot-booty days were over 10 years ago.

I’m going out on a limb here, and say…that ass aint looking too bad these days (at least in this photo). And if that doesn’t work for you…this will….MOOOOO!

Feed me Seymour! Feed me all night long!

I’d throw it in her ass and let her sit on my face. But, no kissing. Who knows where her mouth has been?

If she was willing to beg me; I would be willing to bang her

Auditioning to be the newest Kardashian sister, J-Lo??? Looks like you’ve got an inside track!

First thought: Oh my, that chair resembles pussy. This site has really bad influence on my brain.

So you’ve got Kim Kardashian at age 32 whose ass looks like a flour sack full of hub caps…
and Jennifer Lopez, age 43, whose ass looks…mmmm…not too damn b-a-d!

I’ll take J-Lo any day, despite the fact that KK has incredible tits!