Can’t get much more fake looking than those 2 bolt ons.

those look like they hurt.

“Performing”?

Courtney Stoddard in approximately t̶e̶n̶ ̶y̶e̶a̶r̶s̶ two weeks.

Completely and utterly talentless without those nasty bolt-ons. It really is true that you can buy fame. Who knew it only costs a few grand?

If she’s performing, why can I still see the mic?

I’m guessing the charity was about who would pay the most money to stop her from singing.

“Hey. Anyone… remember me?”

segregated boobs…separate, and not equal.

Carmen Electra’s boobs performing at a charity event.

when did she buy the new, bigger ones??

She’s fucking sexy.

That’s one way to pay your taxes.

Is this what my papa meant when he said “Rode hard and put away wet?” Pretty sure it is.

So the older you get, the darker the eye shadow. The Pam & Carmen School of Aging.

So her ‘performance’ consists of nothing more than her inhaling & exhaling into a microphone? Where’s the entertai… oh.

“Part of the proceeds from this charity event will pay for my inflated appearance fee and help me pry my tits from this dress!”

I hope this part of her performance is her intoducing herself and then putting the mic down and dancing.

I’m starting to fear all women will get to a certain age and inevitably turn in Madonna