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  1. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    That kid better like having his feet sniffed.

  2. “Listen, I’m telling you: Feet is where it’s at… Forget your butt… Other people’s feet, man…”

  3. “See at your age you can say the word whenever you want, I have to use it in my movies.”

  4. ThisWillHurt

    “That’s a naughty word, kid! Who taught you that word? . . . I did, huh? Let me write your parents a check.”

  5. “You like feet too, right kid? See?! Everyone likes sexy feet.”

  6. right

    What is with the knuckles on that hand holding the kid? WTF???

  7. “You know the chick that played Mrs. Claus in “Finding Mrs. Claus?” I fucked her!”

  8. “…And he’s, he’s pissin’ all over the place, man! He’s pissin’ on the bar, he’s pissin’ on the stools, on the floor, on the phone, on the bartender, he’s pissing everywhere EXCEPT the fucking glass! Right. Okay, so, bartender, he’s laughing his fucking ass off…”

  9. Dave

    And at that moment came baby’s first word: “CHIIIIIIIN!”

    Wait, scratch that. Why is a baby at a screening of a Tarantino movie?

  10. Diaper Unchanged.

  11. Jamriqua

    And then the mommy decapitated the daddy and everyone lived happily ever after. The end.

    • “After the daddy was decapitated, was his head still able to talk with its last breath?”

      And that’s when Quentin realized that the little boy was his very own son.

  12. at the entire premiere this is the only person QT stops to talk to. priceless. And look how the parent is literally shoving him into QT. Hilarious.

  13. “See this finger. Juliette Lewis loves this finger.”

  14. Jesus, doesn’t this guy ever shut up?

  15. TS

    The Kid’s name is Django in real life… Hes my friend Rad’s son!

  16. journalschism

    “Fuck, couldn’t someone have told me this wasn’t one of Brad Pitt’s 80 kids before I told him his dad smokes some righteous shit?”

  17. “Tell your dad I am not Kevin Clash or Michael Jackson! Q Tip don’t roll that way!”

  18. Quentin Tarantino and Rumer Willis have a child.

    Somewhere in there, a punchline is made.

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