“They call this the ‘bi-curious’ pose.”
And then we transition into “digging for gold” pose….
and hold it…
“…and then he mounted me. And that’s pretty much how my first date with Alec went.”
Well Hillaria I fail to see what is so funny that you carry that moniker.
Now I see why they call this Hilaria’s Position.
I saw this in a movie once.
I saw this in a porno once
… and another thing. Fuck yoga. Unless they’re teaching me to stretch out my arms and legs to like 3 times their length and blow fire, I’m not interested.
I agree. Might as well hit the actual gym.
You want the ability to stretch a part of you to 3 times its length and the first thing you go for are the arms and legs?
Maybe he wants to tickle a midget in a tree.
Wait…Is this meet your new cell mate day at an LA women’s prison?
Alec has me put the strap-on on then we go at it like this.
It’s obvious to even the most casual observer that yoga is good for the…ummmm…pectoral muscles…
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