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  1. SIN

    Did you see the tits on the slut before me?

  2. Johnny P!

    Rachel Ray’s new book:
    “My Uvula: A Memoir”

  3. “No, Rachel, that guy in line waiting for a signed copy of your book is not Anthony Bourdain. He still hates you.”

  4. Signing her book with what? A meat cleaver?

  5. John Riley

    SkarsgÄrd!!!!

  6. LilDeuceDeuce

    Preparing for her next meal involving Hamm and sausage.

  7. Well, I’ve seen porn couch auditions that started a bit sexier, but I’ll see how this plays out…

  8. Salad Face

    Is this a deleted scene from the Soundgarden video? A tad late…

  9. Brunette Britney.

  10. “Mr Hamm, I’m ready for my closeup! Mr Hamm!”

  11. Put a hamm in that thing.

  12. dial down the prozac dosage.

  13. FUDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. Dudicles

    “Dream On… Dream On… Dream Until Your Dreams Come TRUUUUUUUUUUE!”

  15. I’m thinking she won’t be posing for those sexy cooking photos anymore.

  16. Black Hole Sun, won’t you come?

  17. “You can’t believe it’s not butter? WELL I FUCKING CAN”

  18. When my kids misbehave, I tell them THIS is what’s coming for them.

  19. MissJonsey

    Is she secretly Mexican? I have always wondered.

  20. [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/13/huge-mouth-340_207.jpg[/img]

  21. Can you imagine that mouth nagging at you? “Get your feet off the coffee table…put your drink on a coaster…I don’t WANT to watch any goddamn football game…no, you’re NOT getting any pussy tonight…BLOW JOB? Yeah, right…dream on…”

    **BANG!****BANG!****BANG!** “Thank you, Smith & Wesson…”

  22. Timothy

    Steven Tyler has looked better.

  23. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    Ok, who is holding the blow dryer to her face?

  24. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    Reminds me of what happens when I spray the dog with a hose.

  25. So tired of all these psuedo-celeb chefs that simply know the basics of cooking and wrote about it.

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