Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian in Miami. (December 10, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
I thought you couldn’t lead cows up stairs?
“EAT MORE CHIKEN!”
is she wearing a diaper?
Either way she is full of shitty shit.
no, she is just gross
so her top is a hospital gown.
Glad to see she’s wearing a bovine tracking device…
Naw. That’s a remote control device. Kris Jenner has the other end.
“¡SUPERCOW AL RESCATE! MMMMOOOOOOOOOO”
To the left, we have a granny Boca Raton Butt. To the right, we have one brought to us by Depend.
Sweet Jesus….when did we start making cows wear high heels? So cruel.
Really America? THIS?
Uh, excuse me ma’am. I know you’re famous and all, but we have some complaints about the smell and nobody else was brave enough to come over and tell you your Depends are full.
Miami, Florida, ’nuff said.
Granny Ass!!!! I would do it, but I wouldnt like it…
2 for 1 dumpy lumpy asses
Not to be outdone by Anne Hathaway, Kim Kardashian “accidently” exposes the battery pack for her microphone.
Yes! Finally, a proper…MOO!!
“Which one is which?” absolutely no one said.
The cow on the left has the body of a Jewish woman named “Pearl”.
Blub and Blubber
Do they have to pay double fares when they fly?
I think they just charge them for the row.
Must be a Golden Girls remake. All we need now is for Khloe to come in and play Stan.
“Good day shopkeep. I require a hand-operated buzz saw, capable of cutting through a human sternum. It’s for a school project. I’m some sort of student sent here from… oh blast what the devil do they study, Uh… Latin Class.”
I didn’t think her ass could handle getting any bigger….I was wrong…the next solar eclipse will be her fault….
And she’s getting saggy elbows….how old is she again? 30?
I guess we’ll have to take your word for it. Are they obscured by the pair of Jewish grandmothers in the foreground?
I think this is what you call a moo moo.
aaannnd they’ve resorted to the elastic waistbands. cool.
I CAN’T WAIT. Don’t you guys recognize a command detonated device when you see one? And just in time for Christmas too!
she would actually look presentable in some clothes that would cover up that fat fucking mess
The words ‘Hideously Unattractive’ come to mind.
As well as ‘MOO!’
The crease. In the pants. At the top. There’s a round thing. WTH IS THAT???
Wearing mom pants doesn’t automatically make you a good mother.
They look liked 80 year olds from the waist down.
Good lord, does she even bother to look at her ass in an outfit before leaving the house?
Seriously, my grandmother has a better ass. I’m not even joking. On the other hand, that really doesn’t say much considering who I’m comparing them to.
are black guys blind?
No. But one of them is definitely retarded.
The Discovery Channel was horribly embarrassed when they tagged, what they thought, was a new species in the primate family to watch and observe and document, only to find out that the E! network had already beat them to it.
I’m so fucking sick of this famewhore pig and her famewhore pig sisters and her fuckshit piece of I-hope-you-die-bitch mother… Please America, please let these shitfuck whores slip into obscurity as soon as fucking possible.
I totally knew this was Kim before clicking on the big picture
kourtney dressed granny style.
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