I thought you couldn’t lead cows up stairs?
“EAT MORE CHIKEN!”
is she wearing a diaper?
Either way she is full of shitty shit.
no, she is just gross
so her top is a hospital gown.
Glad to see she’s wearing a bovine tracking device…
Naw. That’s a remote control device. Kris Jenner has the other end.
“¡SUPERCOW AL RESCATE! MMMMOOOOOOOOOO”
To the left, we have a granny Boca Raton Butt. To the right, we have one brought to us by Depend.
Sweet Jesus….when did we start making cows wear high heels? So cruel.
Really America? THIS?
Uh, excuse me ma’am. I know you’re famous and all, but we have some complaints about the smell and nobody else was brave enough to come over and tell you your Depends are full.
Miami, Florida, ’nuff said.
Granny Ass!!!! I would do it, but I wouldnt like it…
2 for 1 dumpy lumpy asses
Not to be outdone by Anne Hathaway, Kim Kardashian “accidently” exposes the battery pack for her microphone.
Yes! Finally, a proper…MOO!!
“Which one is which?” absolutely no one said.
The cow on the left has the body of a Jewish woman named “Pearl”.
Blub and Blubber
Do they have to pay double fares when they fly?
I think they just charge them for the row.
Must be a Golden Girls remake. All we need now is for Khloe to come in and play Stan.
“Good day shopkeep. I require a hand-operated buzz saw, capable of cutting through a human sternum. It’s for a school project. I’m some sort of student sent here from… oh blast what the devil do they study, Uh… Latin Class.”
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