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  1. ThisWillHurt

    “I want Andrew Garfield DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burnt to the GROUND!”

  2. “You come back here with my floaties missy! Come back or so help me!!!”

  3. Mohawk Disco

    I was Spider Man, damn it! I was!!!

  4. JimBB

    I WILL NOT BE SERVED CHEAP SOY MILK IN CRAFT SERVICES!! I WAS SPIDERMAN, DAMMIT!!

  5. Wardrobe by Gap Kids.

  6. coljack

    “They didn’t cast me in the Spiderman reboot?!?! Two can play that game!” said Tobey Maguire on the set of Rain Man 2.

  7. Never let you dog off leash.

  8. cc

    The dumbest place ever for the ‘I’m walkin’ here’ shtick.

  9. “Leo wouldn’t have to do this shit! You’d be carrying him on your shoulders, you worthless peons. The craft services table doesn’t even have Cheese Strings! LEEEEEEOOOOOOO!!!”

  10. ” I SWEAR IF I DON’T GET MY DEMANDS, I WILL SHIT IN THE SAND!! DO NOT FUCK WITH ME I’M CONSTIPATED!!! “

  11. Swearin

    “Tell Leo I’ll be right here on this beach, waiting for him, whenever he decides to ditch that punk Jonah Hill!”

  12. icu

    “MY STEP-STOOL! I WANT IT NOOOOOWWWWWWWW!”

  13. “Come on, I dare you! Tell me ‘Great power comes with great responsibility’ again! I will drop you RIGHT HERE!”

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