“Oh, sure! You SAY you have candy in your window-less van, but when am I gonna see any?”
The old “we can only be happy if were miserable” couple.
Dude, stop. Sean Penn already won with this look.
Minutes before the officer warned them about the “No panhandling” policy.
I’m guessing Allie never knew her father.
Or really really knew him.
At least she found her bra’s for this picture.
It seems fitting he would date a Soho barista.
Their own private corner in Idaho.
Why isn’t this chick dating Shia LeBeouf, they look perfect for each other, hell, they look like each other.
They looked like what I imagine a weekday, morningshift pimp and his hooker would look to be.
The old “We’re not sniffing coke off an iphone.” pose.
So Samantha Ronson is dating guys now?
The stars of Hollywood, Master Hairlip and his sidekick Peanutnut Tits!
*peanut tits sounds better
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Joaquin Phoenix with his girlfriend Allie Teilz at LAX. (December 11, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN