Paparazza Logan Fazio in Miami. (December 10, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Dearest PhotoChrist, please stop trying to make Logan Fazio a thing just because she takes pictures. We’ve already allowed you Prince Charles… isn’t that enough or are you some kind of animal? ANSWER ME DAMN YOU.
Agreed. Unless she does a sex tape and he’s posting screen caps. Then all bets are off.
More Logan Fazio. Like everyday. Final Five everyday for weeks. Loud and clear, guys, got it.
Haha! You responded to a comment. Gaylord.
Holy fuck. I thought Photo Boy was like… your imaginary friend. Never realized he was real… hey, how’d you train him to use his paws on the keyboard?
A comment by someone with a user name “Photo Boy” – he must be real, just like that DTF bisexual nymphomaniac I met last week on POF. There can be no other explanation. Hey, why does she keep asking for my credit card?
You know, there are people who are named “Gaylord.” Can you imagine how badly they were taunted growing up a kid? Geez. I can’t imagine anything worse. Except maybe being a boy with a girl’s name.
Wait, WTF? Did this just happen?
NO!! I meant to click the thumbs down! Why?! WHHHHHHYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?
P.S. If you’re constantly posting her pics because you would like to, how they say, “plow her” – well, then I think it’s safe to say that that is a completely different thing and you have our support, young man.
DON’T STOP POSTING DAT LOGAN AZZ!
If she tried to take Alec Baldwin’s picture I don’t think he’d be so cranky about it.
In Italian, her last name is pronounced ‘Fatzo’.
No it isn’t.
Tragically, the universe would come to an end one day when a paparazza in a bikini tried to take a photo of her own ass, creating a zero point of singularity that tore apart the fabric of space.
Actually what it did was invert the tachyon stream in subreal space, causing a gravitonic pulse to scramble near reality, which in turn re-emerged in real space/time somewhere around 600 million years ago, causing a retrograde mutation in a small primate species, striking them with a slight neurosis.
And that’s why Kim Kardashian has a huge ass. And is famous.
(fuck that was a long way to go for a kardashian joke.)
As long as you don’t cross the streams, you’re fine.
Besides, it’s all ball-bearings these days anyway.
wait- so now the pap are taking pics of the pap and selling them to celeb gossip blogs?
Woah! The superficial just went all inception on your ass, didn’t it!
You just know Mama Kris is not going to stand for this shit. Probably will have this infidel executed.
Anyone else get the feeling that if you asked her what settings she uses for her camera, she’ll reply “AUTO”.
I’d like to see Logan run.
I’d gladly pay money to spend a day eating and banging her asshole.
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