Look at all that tourist load around her. Poor janitor.
Crap, she can see me creeping…
She’s pretty sexy. I’m gonna have to check her out.
Sometimes you’ve got to say, hey:
I’m gonna fuck you softly
I’m gonna screw you gently
I’m gonna hump you sweetly
I’m gonna ball you discreetly
Do people still say ball?
I like thin chicks, but Jesus Christ somebody give her a sandwich.
1.5 billion Asian girls just collectively sobbed.
Dear New York City Board of Tourism, here is your 2014 Winter Campaign, right here. This is all you need.
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Lily Aldridge at the Empire State Building Observation Deck in New York City. (December 10, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN