1. Look at all that tourist load around her. Poor janitor.

  2. Crap, she can see me creeping…

  3. She’s pretty sexy. I’m gonna have to check her out.

  4. Mohawk Disco

    Sometimes you’ve got to say, hey:
    I’m gonna fuck you softly
    I’m gonna screw you gently
    I’m gonna hump you sweetly
    I’m gonna ball you discreetly

  5. Hugh G. Rection

    I like thin chicks, but Jesus Christ somebody give her a sandwich.

  6. 1.5 billion Asian girls just collectively sobbed.

  7. Swearin

    Dear New York City Board of Tourism, here is your 2014 Winter Campaign, right here. This is all you need.

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