1. “Hey, Willie! You know where a motherfucker can find some nachos around this sumbitch? What kinda fucking stadium ain’t got any fucking nachos? Man,I fucking hate Asia.”

  2. “You were right Bill, we really can do whatever the fuck we want.”

  3. “Now now, Bill… She’s your daughter… And they’re watching…”

  4. Mohawk Disco

    Weeee, piggyback ride!

  5. Chicken fight!

  6. I'mCool

    “Okay, if my hands are here, guess what’s poking you in the back!”

  7. Flatliner

    Its not every day that a former president’s daughter gets to witness her father being mounted by an even older former president.

  8. I'mCool

    Dubya can hardly contain his excitement. Bill promised to take him to Chuck E. Cheese if he stopped shouting “Boring!” during the memorial service.

  9. fred

    “No Dubya. Let’s walk down and fuck em all.”

  10. Quay Fortuna

    Oh, sorry, I thought you were Angela Merkel.

  11. “Now, George, I’ll tell you one last time: you want to massage the southern hemisphere you need to work on your patience.”

  12. So tell me Bill, was it really just the cigar you stuffed up there? Tell me tell me tell me…

  13. red sparrow

    Oh my goodness, George, your hands are rough. But I still want the happy ending.

  14. Swearin

    “Dad, don’t move. You’ve got a huge insect on your back.”

  15. “Hey Chelsea! You want in on this Presidential Centipede?! YOLO!”

  16. “Booga, booga, booga! I’m the ghost of Nelson Mandelin!”

  17. “Bill, I talked to Barack and he says he won’t change seats with you.”

  18. “Don’t look now dad but you have a war criminal on your back”

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