Bush: That Nelson Mandela was so funny, man. I loved when he hosted “Deal or No Deal”!
“Hey W, watch this. I’mma put my balls on Namdi Patel’s head while he’s napping.”
‘Haha. That fucker is going on instagram.”
Isn’t he an international war criminal? I mean why didn’t someone arrest him? Interpol sleepin on the job.
I’m referring to Bono.
Who the fuck, when drawing up the seating plan, thought that Bono and Bush should sit together!?
More importantly, why did no one take advantage of the deliberate placement of Dubya where his head is above the bulletproof glass?
Bono and GWB have been long-time friends, since Bush’s presidency when he vastly increased the funding for HIV drugs in Africa.
“yes I loved Culture Club too”
“Hey! Easy now Dubya, easy! its only the ceremonial vuvuzelas!”
“George Bush hates Irish people.”
Bono: “No, TIME picked the Pope.”
o wow, 2 of my most hated people
Bono talks to Green Goblin on the broadway show of ‘Spiderman, Into the Dark.’
“Hiya, Sonny, I thought you was dead!”
“i didint even know willie nelson played the mandela. shows ya how long its bin since i bin to a concert.- hey whos got some joints?
“I want you to join me in my humanitarian efforts.”
“No thanks Sonny Bono, I like women!”
So a rabbi, a black guy, and a German Sheppard walk into a bar. . .
Haha this BoBo sure is a funny clown
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