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  1. He totally thinks her face is a penis.

  2. “Tonight I’m fucking you.”

  3. coljack

    Graduates of the Kelsey Grammer School of Kissing have gone on to lucrative careers in porn and singing.

  4. Mohawk Disco

    - A breath of my soul gently touches your most intimate part lifting your essence to a higher plain of sentual pleasure.
    - This is not one of your music videos, Enrique. Now stop creeping me out or I’ll kick you in the balls!

  5. Her other hand is jingling his balls.

  6. cc

    The best part of this movie is where the cat kills the troll by hurling him through a fan.

  7. Baby birds love pre-digested enchiladas.

  8. I didn’t realize he split up with Anna Kournikova. This is certainly a major step down for him.

  9. Somebody stop him! He is obviously on bath salts!

  10. “You can run, you can hide, but you can’t escape my lunch.”

  11. “Scuse’ me, while I stick my tongue down your throat!”

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