superficial

  1. I usually don’t feel bad for dudes but….

  2. JimBB

    Yea! I’m so thrilled to be married to this insanely jealous batshit-crazy bitch!

  3. no, no, no Eddie – the proper defensive stance when around LeAnn is one hand on your gun, one hand covering the nutsack.

  4. coljack

    “Why are we smiling? Have you read the news lately? A philanderer and a homewrecker aren’t the absolute worst people in this fucked up love triangle after all!”

  5. cc

    ‘Ooops, I thought I was cozying up to Jon Hamm. Oh it’s my husband. Phew, dodged a bullet there.’

  6. Dox

    I hate it when the trailer park comes to vegas.

  7. The family that cheats together, overcompensates together.

  8. Swearin

    “Eddie, baby, smile. I’m sending this one to Brandi”

  9. Lou Braccant

    I read her name as “Mainly Averageintelligence” and pissed myself laughing!

  10. “Your ex-wife banged a whole basketball team, say cheese”

  11. “You guys think I’m joking, but I’m going to fuck her right here! Hey, wait, where are you going?!”

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