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  1. Her pet name for him is Albatross.

  2. ThisWillHurt

    “Stop dragging your feet like that! You want me to leave you here?”
    “Yes.”

  3. Flatliner

    Monkey see monkey do…the kid must have seen his mother in action before

  4. JimBB

    Jesus, this little fucker has a strong grip.

  5. “What’s that Lassie, They’re dragging Xander to the well??”

  6. When the other lady stops paying attention, she will quietly let go of her son and disappear, never to be seen again.

  7. cc

    January looked in the mirror and heaved a sigh of relief…her face, in fact, did not get stuck that way.

  8. journalschism

    Tons of wood that ain’t married, January.

  9. That kid looks different in every photo. Are we sure that she isn’t just grabbing the nearest toddler in arms reach and taking it home?

  10. Dragging his ass right to the DCFS van.

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