1. Full retard. Big mistake.

  2. Cock Dr

    The UK accent just cannot make up for that busted face.

  3. Satan's bitch

    He does that shit to his hair on purpose. Poser.

  4. Not pictured: Kristin Stewart’s penis…

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    The hair isn’t his fault. If he touches the eggs the parents won’t come back.

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    Oh geez… there’s gonna be an “I Am Sam” remake?

  7. cc

    Hey, I’ll take that hairstyle over a douchehat any day.

  8. gingerpie

    the douchescarf is almost as bad as the douchehat.

  9. “A flock of seagulls doing my hair? I don’t get it.”

  10. squishy

    Another Joaquin in the making!!

  11. Raoul

    Even his hair is surprised.

  12. This guy always looks like he lives in a van down by the river.

  13. AnnaDraconida

    …and that, ladies & gents, is the teen sex symbol of today, along with Llamaface.

  14. lori

    I bet your rotting teeth smell really good.

  15. me!

    love him!

  16. “I have to do ANOTHER one of those movies?!”

  17. Now here is a man who constantly smells like moth balls.

  18. Pattinson’s To Do List: Roll out of bed, never shower, and make millions.

  19. Derp

    I like this guy, he is more real than half of hollywood.

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