Full retard. Big mistake.
The UK accent just cannot make up for that busted face.
busted face? guuuuurl get yo eyes checked.
He does that shit to his hair on purpose. Poser.
Not pictured: Kristin Stewart’s penis…
The hair isn’t his fault. If he touches the eggs the parents won’t come back.
Oh geez… there’s gonna be an “I Am Sam” remake?
Hey, I’ll take that hairstyle over a douchehat any day.
the douchescarf is almost as bad as the douchehat.
but nothing next to the doucheface.
“A flock of seagulls doing my hair? I don’t get it.”
Another Joaquin in the making!!
Even his hair is surprised.
This guy always looks like he lives in a van down by the river.
god i miss chris farley….snl sucks dick these days
much like pattinson himself really.
…and that, ladies & gents, is the teen sex symbol of today, along with Llamaface.
I bet your rotting teeth smell really good.
“I have to do ANOTHER one of those movies?!”
Now here is a man who constantly smells like moth balls.
Pattinson’s To Do List: Roll out of bed, never shower, and make millions.
I like this guy, he is more real than half of hollywood.
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Robert Pattinson at The Late Show with David Letterman in New York City. (November 8, 2011)