The only reason for a guy to be at a fashion show is if he’s gay and that’s certainly not the case with the guy who played Spock, so it must be something else. Maybe he just stopped in to use the bathroom.
“ummm, I like totally saw you get a hard-on watching that girl in the lingerie”
“No I didnt, I’m gay, I swear! I wear a 10 foot long scarf for Christ sake!”
“I don’t know how you do it! This is as limp as I can make my wrist!”
He’s bi! he’s bi!!!
I wish he was “bye-bye.”
He’s gonna steal her shoes.
“So like, tell me, is that the face you make when you see a penis?”
“…’cause this is TOTALLY the face I make when I see a penis.”
“So you guys, liiiike, dothiswithyourhands–right?”
That’s not Emma Roberts! It’s a raptor in disguise!
“Wait, you don’t use your hands OR your teeth?”
What’s up with her arms? Must have just gotten vaccinated for something.
Definitely gay, look at how he protects his penis from her.
“I hear you’re a homo, I’m a lezbo. Let’s get together .”
“Ohhhh…aren’t you the guy who just decided to be gay a couple of weeks ago?”
OH. MY. GAWD. Your neckbeard is genius, genius.
“Can you say Unfabulous in your gayest voice? C’mon! Say it! Say it!”
In the presence of a gay…must…make…gay…wrist snap!
“So you’re that new gay guy right?’
“I’ve been told I have like this amazing ability to turn gay guys straight…or was it the other way around?”
And then, when he realized I was twelve, it went all limp like this.
“I did this for my audition, but they went ahead and made ‘Jurassic Park’ without me.”
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