superficial

  1. The only reason for a guy to be at a fashion show is if he’s gay and that’s certainly not the case with the guy who played Spock, so it must be something else. Maybe he just stopped in to use the bathroom.

  2. Deacon Jones

    “ummm, I like totally saw you get a hard-on watching that girl in the lingerie”

    “No I didnt, I’m gay, I swear! I wear a 10 foot long scarf for Christ sake!”

  3. diego

    “I don’t know how you do it! This is as limp as I can make my wrist!”

  4. Chupacabra

    He’s bi! he’s bi!!!

  5. Cock Dr

    He’s gonna steal her shoes.

  6. “So like, tell me, is that the face you make when you see a penis?”

  7. catapostrophe

    “So you guys, liiiike, dothiswithyourhands–right?”

  8. Ruth

    That’s not Emma Roberts! It’s a raptor in disguise!

  9. it had to be said

    “Wait, you don’t use your hands OR your teeth?”

  10. Richard McBeef

    What’s up with her arms? Must have just gotten vaccinated for something.

  11. Venom

    Definitely gay, look at how he protects his penis from her.

  12. Bonky

    “I hear you’re a homo, I’m a lezbo. Let’s get together .”

  13. SlippyDippy

    OH. MY. GAWD. Your neckbeard is genius, genius.

  14. The Brown Streak

    “Can you say Unfabulous in your gayest voice? C’mon! Say it! Say it!”

  15. Jill_Ess

    In the presence of a gay…must…make…gay…wrist snap!

  16. tlmck

    “So you’re that new gay guy right?’

  17. peeeet

    “I’ve been told I have like this amazing ability to turn gay guys straight…or was it the other way around?”

  18. And then, when he realized I was twelve, it went all limp like this.

  19. “I did this for my audition, but they went ahead and made ‘Jurassic Park’ without me.”

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