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  1. Charlie Hodge

    Zebra. Uma. Botox.

  2. Too bad Zebra didn’t get the matching jacket and shoes like Pepto-man.

  3. Well apparently you CAN turn gay just by sitting next to her.

  4. BenDoverman

    Damn these allergies, must be a poor person in here.

  5. it had to be said

    “Oh crap. Is that the Ronson chick or her brother?”

  6. Meh

    That’s a man, baby!

  7. cc

    If she had a bodice, I’d rip it open.

  8. That has to be Alan Cumming sitting next to her. Christ, I think I just “outed” myself…ugh!

  9. Coyote

    Wow her feet don’t look anywhere near as mangle as they did in Kill Bill.

  10. squishy

    With a freaky Zebra man beside her!! ~eek~ Must have been a high standard fashion event!!

  11. Johnny P!

    Having a daydream:” I could take all those bitches’ heads of with my samurai sword in under a minute!”

  12. Mwaddams

    Aww Uma, why the long cleavage?

  13. The Brown Streak

    John MacEnroe is really getting pissed at these fashion judges.

  14. TomFrank

    It’s nice to see David Cassidy again. Or is that Shaun? I could never keep them straight.

  15. Jill_Ess

    ‘Versace for H&M’ sounds like an oxymoron

  16. “You are an embarrassment! I told you this was a fancy event, but you HAD to wear jeans.”

  17. So when did Uma start dating Tommy Hilfiger?

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