1. She gets hotter with each passing day. he, however, gets gayer.

  2. Chupacabra

    NO PANTS! Those are really popular tights. They go all the way up, but look like you are wearing garters.

  3. BenDoverman

    Pretty soon she will move on from effeminate, NAMBLA’s holy grail to ruggedly handsome manly man.

  4. farting old man's wife

    By the look on his face, she has cut him off!!

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “I trust you son, but if she’s not home by ten on a school night she’s grounded.”

  6. Frank The Duck

    Two no-talent people as arranaged by Disney… When is little Liberace supposed to get married? Nice try with the paternity suit Dis, this geeky jesus freak wouldn’t have any idea of what to do…

  7. it had to be said

    She’s got some scrawny little legs there. I’d like to see those tights on an actual woman.

  8. ...

    Emma Watson’s girlfriend is kinda pretty

  9. cc

    Maybe she can tell him not to act like such a wanker, he won’t listen to me.

  10. Venom

    Goddamn she is so fucking hot.
    Why the hell do good photos with her have to be ruined with that jackass in them?

  11. Bonky

    “5 months, 12 days, 4 hours….5 months, 12 days, 4 hours…. and then this contract is over and I can dump this little pussy and date a man that actually likes women. That’s all, just stay focused, its worth the money…..”

  12. Someone is having second thoughts about agreeing to go to the DNA testing place.

  13. whiskeyafternoon

    Douche is a French word. how appropriate

  14. The Brown Streak

    Don’t say oui oui…he’s into golden showers.

  15. Tillman

    Girls Night Out!

  16. GrayHair: “You’re right, boy. She really does have stubble where her ass has been shaved.”

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