She gets hotter with each passing day. he, however, gets gayer.
NO PANTS! Those are really popular tights. They go all the way up, but look like you are wearing garters.
My wife owns some like this. They look great.
Pretty soon she will move on from effeminate, NAMBLA’s holy grail to ruggedly handsome manly man.
wrong. she is clearly going to move on to the next most handsome woman in the room.
By the look on his face, she has cut him off!!
“I trust you son, but if she’s not home by ten on a school night she’s grounded.”
I think it’s the other way around and she has to have him home in time so his mother can give him his bath before bedtime.
Two no-talent people as arranaged by Disney… When is little Liberace supposed to get married? Nice try with the paternity suit Dis, this geeky jesus freak wouldn’t have any idea of what to do…
She’s got some scrawny little legs there. I’d like to see those tights on an actual woman.
Emma Watson’s girlfriend is kinda pretty
Maybe she can tell him not to act like such a wanker, he won’t listen to me.
Goddamn she is so fucking hot.
Why the hell do good photos with her have to be ruined with that jackass in them?
Photoshop him outta there!
“5 months, 12 days, 4 hours….5 months, 12 days, 4 hours…. and then this contract is over and I can dump this little pussy and date a man that actually likes women. That’s all, just stay focused, its worth the money…..”
Someone is having second thoughts about agreeing to go to the DNA testing place.
I’m willing to give Selena a DNA sample to taste… I mean, test.
Douche is a French word. how appropriate
Don’t say oui oui…he’s into golden showers.
Girls Night Out!
GrayHair: “You’re right, boy. She really does have stubble where her ass has been shaved.”
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