superficial

  1. hmna

    The Dude abides.

  2. Quadruple bypass to go, please.

  3. Hugh Gentry

    didn’t he die years ago?

  4. Motorboat Captain

    I’m not Mr. Lebowski. You’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Walt. So that’s what you call me. That, or His Waltness, or Walter, or… El Walterino, if, you know, you’re not into the whole brevity thing.

  5. Satan's bitch

    SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNIE!

  6. Is he trying to morph into Jeff Bridges?

  7. BenDoverman

    Russell Crowe has never looked better

  8. Barbosa

    Heart attacks and coronary artery disease are sooo funny

  9. Damien Karras

    I am the Walrus.
    I am the Walrus.
    Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

  10. farting old man's wife

    He used to be so cute! WTF happened to him??? Where did that gay ass pony tail come from??????

  11. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    That, I’m afraid, is someone in the grip of Trichophilia.
    The Wikipedia entry is well worth a look.
    “Hair fetishism is becoming very common in India, and many people masturbate looking at the long and beautiful hair. This is because Indian girls have very sexy and long hair.”

  12. cc

    Isn’t on some fuckin’ show about buying storage units? I can’t remember which one, there’s like 50 of them now.

  13. MRF

    Jeff Bridges got fat!

  14. Venom

    The Dude makes all others eventually become The Dude.

  15. slippinx12

    How many Christina Aguilera pictures are in this?

  16. Bonky

    “Yeah, this week I am losing weight. I dunno what’s on the schedule for Thanksgiving, I’ll have to get back to you.”

  17. squishy

    Awesome dude!!!

  18. GuyLeDouche

    It’s good to see Russell Crowe drop a few pounds, I was getting worried for him.

  19. The Brown Streak

    For a moment, I thought this was a mug shot. Then I realized he’s not an NFL player.

  20. sc4play

    Haven’t we already had a Mickey Rourke post this week?

  21. Jill_Ess

    He saw an opening for the role of Gerard Butler and jumped at it.

  22. ShameOnYou

    You guys are horrible making fun of someone and their health issues.

  23. Dinosaurland

    This is what Brad Pitt is going to look like in fifteen years.

  24. I just realized through seconds of soul-searching and introspection, not to mention glaring at this picture for a full two heartbeats that I don’t particularly like this guy. I apparently don’t have even one extra fuck to give.

  25. So much for losing all of that weight.

  26. martian

    number one. period.

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