Renee Zellweger at LAX. (November 8, 2011)
“I’d like the pool vacuumed while I’m gone. “
“…and then you wouldn’t believe it, one of your kind injected the stuff right into my face, and I’m now the stunning beauty you see today.”
“No, really, I’ll give you a Toro AND a Honda-ride on!”
I hope her desperation for a boyfriend doesn’t lead her down a dark path.
This is why El Chapo only visits Hollywood when he has to.
I heard you guys work for food right?
“So Tony I’ll tie a yellow ribbon around your old oak tree”
Where you going sexy, I need a boyfriend and you are IT!!!
This is great, I don’t have to go by Home Depot anymore…
All that, and a BBBJTCCIM for only $300 . . .
In her defense, Renee adopted him from the same place Sandra Bullock got her kid.
‘Papers please! Oh wait, this isn’t Arizona!’
Hey, we don’t need no stinking papers!!! lol!!
She must have offered him a Green Card in return for sex.
Poor Lou Diamond Phillips.
Ummmm…purposely not listening to a friendly mexican??
“I’m serious! The paparazzi are out there, and I need to make my famous ‘sour-face smile’! C’mon, hombre, ya GOTTA have a lime on you!”
“So do you want me to leave you at the same spot I picked you up at Home Depot?”
Chuy looks a lot taller without the hat.
so that was 2 dozen red chile tamales and 3 dozen green chile
Just stand there for 1 minute, that’s all. Jesus, why did Beards-R-Us have to send me the only gay mexican on the planet?
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