superficial

  1. He leaves the face shield up because it can’t get past that nose.

  2. Gerard Depardon’t…

  3. This…This is just a majestic picture of pure apathy.

  4. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Shit, never realized he and Val Kilmer are the same person

  5. Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!

  6. Tron

    “TO THE CRESCENT CAR – I SMELL A BUFFET SOMEWHRE”

  7. Tiger

    “Everybody look out! Urine my way!”

  8. EricLr

    Man, these things really cause my diaper to ride up.

  9. sprub

    Meuh!

  10. Seen here continuing on his quest to pee on every vehicle known to man.

  11. B&WMinstrel

    Poussée d’Adrénaline! : La vie de SuperDave

  12. Bionic_Crouton

    The amazing thing about this photo is that he found a helmet for his huge head.

  13. Timothy

    “Get out the way! It’s Early Bird Special time!”

  14. sassy

    Shouldn’t the splash guard go behind him?

  15. The new Vespa model with the built-in urinal turned out to be a big hit.

  16. “This is the voyage of the star-scooter Enterprise…”

  17. asdf

    MEEP MEEP!

  18. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Can you imagine this being present there in 1789?

    “Let them eat my dust!”

    It’d have cause a/the revolution all by itself.

  19. In his later days, Speed Racer was a mere shadow of his former self.

  20. mbcl

    “Sacre blu !! I said I wanted a scooter pie.”

  21. Allion

    Did he lose some weight?

  22. bigalkie

    Graceful

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