i didn’t know you liked to get wet

I’m hoping to get LOTS of candy from the grown-ups in this house!

“Hey! Number two!”

I guess the hostel was full.

If there’s a peephole, he’s going to be ringing that bell a LONG time.

Sorry bud, the shelter opens at 6.

Note to self: stop going to British dentist.

“2″ on a hat. Shithead?

“I hear they give out muffins here! They don’t have tops on them, but still, FREE MUFFINS!”

Is he on meth? Dem teefs.

i get me brain medicines from the national ‘ health!

He has a smile like the THANK YOU on a bin in McDonalds

See? A couple hours beside Snooki and this is what happens.

Starting to look liek Iron Maiden’s mascot, Eddie

I think he cleaned my windows at a stop light for pocket change.

Friend of Russel’s?!

If I’m the director, I hire him on the spot for the Billy Bob Thornton biopic.

“Nothing beats the hobo life, stabbing folks with my hobo knife!”

He had his name shortened from Ethan Hawwwkkk-Ptooooie!