superficial

  1. jorge

    on his way to meet Jonah Hill for lunch – all you can eat Chinese Buffet

  2. Little known fact: Toe fungus tastes a little like coffee. The good shit, Jules.

  3. Nettie

    Ha-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka

  4. EricLr

    Oh shit, he’s coming over here–JUST RUN!!!

  5. He’s strong to the finish ’cause he eats his spinach…

  6. Tron

    “…or I’m bringing out the Bear Jew”.

  7. BP

    He should be hangin’ out with Russell Brand and the other bums on the 3rd Street Promenade!

  8. Yeah, go ahead and laugh – as he and Cynthia Nixon draw closer to merging as one, creating the doughy singularity beyond which events can neither be predicted nor understood.

  9. “I don’t need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I’m the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what’s on my mind right now? It AIN’T the coffee in my kitchen, it’s the dead smarmy Mormon on this ticket.”

  10. cc

    He looks goofy but how he got where he is today is still an interesting story.

  11. TS

    They’re your clothes, motherfucker…

  12. BigHead Pat

    Susan Boyle is really letting her looks go…

  13. mandizzle

    One ticket for the crusty old man express plz

  14. radlad

    That lesbian looks just like Tarantino!

  15. Fingerogd

    “Get of my lawn, you damn kids!”

  16. On his way to meet Olive Oil & little Sweet Pea.

  17. “WhoooOOOoooooa! Jest who is the swabby who’s tryin’ to make off wit’ me goil?”

  18. mark

    What a fascinating news story, superficial!

  19. I still would. I’ve no shame.

  20. Still upset about the Bonnie situation?

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