Kristen Stewart in Los Angeles. (November 6, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Why is she wearing her jeans backwards? Oh, that’s her ass?
This is one of those rare times where a cell phone would look better clipped to her belt.
When I saw a flat, white ass I always just assume “Pippa Middleton” so I guess that’s why you should always read the caption.
I assumed it was Pippa also, LOL
Speak for yourself, Biggie. Plus, you’re messing up your tenses.
Actually, I WAS speaking for myself. That is one of the more shapeless asses I’ve seen on here in a while.
And I’ll mess up all of the “tenses” I wanted to… see what I did there?
Ms. Stewart, we’re your security–and also the guys who’ll be banging you in back of a rented Volvo later.
Bullshit. She requested at least 5 guys. She’s gonna be pissed!
She overdosed on Noassitol.
That’s a traditional white girl ass right there. Flat like a pancake.
I’m assuming the two dudes are the directors of her next film and she’d heading to her follow-up audition.
You know, that’s the most expression I’ve ever seen from her.
Those are the jeans with the zip out crotch.
An ass only Sandusky could love…
So that is what they mean when they say she has been working her ass off.
“Yeah, I know, Kristen. People always make fun of your ass. But just put it behind you.”
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