1. ThisWillHurt

    OK, I give up. Which one’s Russell?

  2. “Most of the other guys just use old newspaper and colored water. I got my own thing and I can show you how to get the white ladies to give up mad singles”

    Learning tips from the windshield MASTA! Fucker chopsticks that shit.

  3. “hey buddy, spare some change? Anything at all? I haven’t had a bath in weeks”…said Russell Brand.

  4. wanker

    Mickey Rourke is a real mess.

  5. EricLr

    Yeah, the garbage cans and dumpsters been talking back to me for a while now. You’ll get used to it.

  6. Russell Brand and Axl Rose.

  7. Happy_Evil_Dude

    -”Hey bro, I can tell you ’bout a nice shelter if you let me buttfuck you!”
    -”Whaa—? Blimey mate I’m a millionaire!”
    -”Yeah, yeah, just drop those pants”

  8. Tron

    “Chopsticks to jerk you off, for the latte and Redbull? Deal.”

  9. BP

    Which one’s the bum ???????

  10. DeucePickle

    “I don’t know, the words just came to me, Baw wit da baw, dang a dang diggy diggy, just made alot of sense so I put it in song and got rich.”

  11. cc

    He’s a maniac, maniiiiiiiiiiiiiac…

  12. B&WMinstrel

    Someone out there was killing their way to the top of the used clothes business – for Starsky and Hutch it was time to go undercover

  13. The bum is like “fuck this guy.”

  14. Contusion

    Shouldn’t that caption have read, “Russell Brand and Mickey Rourke in West Hollywood?”

  15. Bionic_Crouton

    “Are you sure two Frescas and a serving of Ramen noodles are enough for a high colonic?”

  16. tlmck

    Russell is amongst his people.

  17. squishy

    Hmmmm Mickey Rourke has an interesting new look…

  18. mandizzle

    off to the imaginary Chinese restaurant

  19. Jimbo

    Which one is Russell?

  20. Patch

    I swear instant reaction was Mickey Rourke. Then read the caption. Damn.

  21. “Did I tell you ’bout the time I set up a Halloween Tree? Most evil thing I’ve ever done, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-man, man.”

  22. Jamriqua

    man, mickey rourke is getting fat. also, doesn’t he usually have a Chihuahua in his pocket? maybe he ate it with those chop sticks.

  23. “I’m really excited about this hobo convention.’

  24. SupaDupa

    A lunch walk with his stylist, I see…

  25. This is the first time I’ve ever seen someone drink a cup of coffee with chopsticks. I did, however, used to work with a guy who habitually ate a paper plate full of canned chili with chopsticks. Then he licked the plate clean. He was bizarre beyond belief.

  26. Joey

    Mention Russell Brand but not Mickey Rourke?

  27. will

    The Salvation Army over on West St has Chinese food on Thursday.

  28. Jman

    So the homeless guy takes better care of his facial hair than Brand, among all the other things he does better.

  29. mbcl

    “Thanks for pickin’ the lice out me beard mate”

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