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  1. What’s the male equivalent to camel toe? Elephant face?

  2. He just fired a gerbil into that lady’s eye.

  3. “Don’t sneeze… Don’t sneeze… Don’t sneeze… The gerbil will come out… Don’t sneeze…”

  4. Slappy Magoo

    Richard Gere IS Donald Sutherland IN The Ian MacKellan Story.

  5. Cock Dr

    I thought he was Alan Rickman. Are we sure it’s not?

  6. ruckus

    “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!” Said the gerbil.

  7. JimBB

    Sing The Gambler!!

  8. rospo

    Shall We Dance?

  9. Pilin

    Glad to see Santa’s loose weight this year…..

  10. JungleRed

    This is the point where all aging white actors must converge.

  11. “Franny”, eh? Riiiight.

  12. malaka

    i don’t always shove small mammals into my asshole.
    but when i do, i prefer gerbils.
    stay thirsty my friends.

  13. “If you don’t have my money by tomorrow, I will take out your other eye!”

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